tell me if this is true

the philippines is where...

1. starbucks is more expensive than gas

2. every street has a basketball court but every town has just one school

3. students pay more than they learn

4. doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad

5. everything is spoofed

6. fastfood is a diet meal

7. rodents are normal house pets

8. cigarettes and beers are necessity, lottery is a commodity

9. soap opera is reality, news provides the drama of life

10. actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment

my answer: all fuckin true